About the Chefs
We’re Sœurette and Sestra – two sisters who live for the moment sweet turns into scorched.
Sœurette is the Crazy Bird Lady: grower of the hottest peppers on the planet, mama to five very opinionated parrots, and the woman who turned her garage into a sweet-heat laboratory. She’s elbow-deep in strawberry seeds at midnight, laughing when the Reapers fight back.
Chef Sestra (a.k.a. Chef G) has infinite patience, argues pectin ratios, saves curds from disaster, and insists everything needs a Reaper glaze – she’s never wrong.
Together we’ve spent hundreds of late-night hours turning strawberries, Reapers, and pure chaos into jars you’ll hide from your family. Some recipes are pure garage chaos. Others got a little Instant Pot magic. Same Crazy Bird Lady taste – just faster.
These recipes aren’t just ours; they’re family. Welcome to the madness. You’re gonna love it here.
— Sœurette & Sestra 🔥🦜🍓
About the Birds
The Real Chefs Behind the Chaos
Meet the five feathered critics who taste-test every recipe (and loudly vote with their beaks):
Buddy – Umbrella Cockatoo, the white angel with the crest that means business.
Boingo – White-Bellied Caique, tiny orange-headed mastermind and official troublemaker.
Lucy & Sophie – White-Bellied Caique sisters, inseparable twins who scream in harmony.
Betsy – Black-Capped Caique, the sweetest soul with the signature black cap and heart-melting eyes.
These five run the show. They get one microscopic “taste for science” when a recipe is perfect (and safe), but never real portions of human food.
Their actual daily diet is a fresh, organic chop we make every morning: broccoli, beets, carrots, apple, pomegranate (in season), peas (Buddy’s favorite), sweet peppers, and walnuts as treats. Nothing processed, nothing salted, nothing questionable.
Because parrots can’t safely eat: avocado, chocolate, caffeine, xylitol, onions, garlic, dairy, high salt/sugar/fat junk, or fruit pits/seeds.
Everything on this site is tested on humans first. The birds just get the glory (and the occasional safe crumb of approval).